Experiment 9

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Anthropomorphism:


The toast excitedly jumped out of the toaster and played themselves onto the plate. “Hello plate, how are you today?” The plate answered, “I was swell until you burned my face.” The toast chuckled as butter was spread across his chest. “This is the life!” the toast proudly proclaimed.

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